Bertha Vinayshinsky

Bertha Vinayshinsky has defected to America three times and been promptly returned on each occasion—for “artistic reasons.” Recently discovered “en omelette” at the Easter Egg Hunt in Washington, DC, prima ballerina Vinayshinsky was hired by the Trockadero, where their inexplicable rise to stardom answers the musical question: Who put the bop in the bop-shibop shibop?